that jess white

My name is Jess and I like posting a lot of random things. I love God. I have an amazing girlfriend. I like to eat pizza.

mump:

my brother: ruth! come check out the pirate flag i made for class!
me: [looking at flag] … is that skeleton a pimp?
my brother: my pirate name is long dong silver.

this is a thing of beauty.

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    thing of beauty.
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  6. thegreattribblehunt said: Sounds like Zio did…
  7. earsinyrheadphones said: Yo ho ho
  8. trippylongstocking said: that’s amazing
  9. whitepajamas said: UGH DAN.
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