that jess white

My name is Jess and I like posting a lot of random things. I love God. I have an amazing girlfriend. I like to eat pizza.

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5,000 candles (bye bye li’l sebastian) - mouse rat

is it sad that this is definitely the most played song in my car over the past few weeks? no? good, because i was going to keep listening to it anyway.

‘5,000 candles in the wind’ - mouse rat

one day i want to sing this as loud as i can on a massive road trip with friends.

FACT.

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fact.

those facial expressions? brilliant. the simple, honest one-liners? equally brilliant.

andiwasaboyfromschool:

Ron Swanson: Look at me just a kid!

andiwasaboyfromschool:

Ron Swanson: Look at me just a kid!


Taliban robes!

just the way he yells it out suddenly. gets me every time!

Taliban robes!

just the way he yells it out suddenly. gets me every time!

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mark-brendanaquits:

NICK OFFERMAN FOR BEST ACTOR

NICK OFFERMAN FOR BEST ACTRESS

NICK OFFERMAN FOR BEST DRAMA

NICK OFFERMAN FOR BEST MOUSTACHE

NICK OFFERMAN FOR BEST NICK OFFERMAN

everything above is correct.

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fuckyeahronswanson:

calikalie:

46 SCENES FROM 46 EPISODES OF PARKS AND RECREATION

BEN: Should we throw in some salads for a healthy option?TOM: Wow. Don’t be such a Jerry, Ben.LESLIE: Yeah, Ben, these guys are cops, not ballerinas.BEN: Okay. How ‘bout some calzones?LESLIE: Calzones are like pizzas, but they’re harder to eat. They’re dumb and so was that idea.BEN: Seriously?TOM: This is embarrassing for you.
3.04, “Ron and Tammy Part Two”

calikalie:

46 SCENES FROM 46 EPISODES OF PARKS AND RECREATION

BENShould we throw in some salads for a healthy option?
TOM: Wow. Don’t be such a Jerry, Ben.
LESLIE: Yeah, Ben, these guys are cops, not ballerinas.
BEN: Okay. How ‘bout some calzones?
LESLIE: Calzones are like pizzas, but they’re harder to eat. They’re dumb and so was that idea.
BENSeriously?
TOMThis is embarrassing for you.

3.04, “Ron and Tammy Part Two”

adam scott is a hilarious man.

adam scott is a hilarious man.

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