that jess white

My name is Jess and I like posting a lot of random things. I love God. I have an amazing girlfriend. I like to eat pizza.

i just saw this photo on facebook and had to share, along with my amazing paint captioning.

i just saw this photo on facebook and had to share, along with my amazing paint captioning.

problem solving at kelvin’s house.

problem solving at kelvin’s house.

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brodus clay wwe debut.

it’s times like this that make me so glad to watch wrestling.

seriously, you will be confused and end up laughing so hard haha…

one word… “funkasaurus

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correction, THIS is how you felt after i gave you the bacon candy hahaha!

tess gets very emotional when she is majorly disappointed with how awful bacon candy tastes. those are real tears people, i saw them.

(on a side note, that bacon candy really did taste absolutely terrible. in the words of booker t… “oh myyy gooooodness”, so bad.)

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compare travel insurance ad.

tess and i pretty much peed ourselves laughing when this came on before Tintin last night hahaha!

andiwasaboyfromschool:

Australia. Where safety comes first.

amen. i felt very safe driving behind this today.
why secure the table with another rope when you can just drive one handed and hold it with the other?

andiwasaboyfromschool:

Australia. Where safety comes first.

amen. i felt very safe driving behind this today.

why secure the table with another rope when you can just drive one handed and hold it with the other?

lol.

lol.

lol.
this was taken off the phone of my church’s senior pastor’s daughter. oh ben, so smooth with making his dad pick up an order for “bobby big schlong” hahahaha…

lol.

this was taken off the phone of my church’s senior pastor’s daughter. oh ben, so smooth with making his dad pick up an order for “bobby big schlong” hahahaha…

andiwasaboyfromschool:

You’d be stupid not to watch this video of Jess White and I doing some extreme tech decking.

SICK.

“Landed it! Wicked!”

yep. i feel that definitely couldn’t have been worded better.

yep. i feel that definitely couldn’t have been worded better.

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